batmanisagatewaydrug:

people who write poetry are so scary literally how the fuck did you do that

one of the writing daemons that possess me is part Doctor Seuss

(but last year I seem to have satisfied it until further notice)

(when I let it possess me to write a Tron Legacy/ Green Eggs and Ham crossover parody)

(which was ALSO a crossover with Good Omens and Doctor Who, in which Castor|Zuse from Legacy and the Tenth Doctor were somehow the same couple as Aziraphale and Crowley)

(thus making the poem both Doctor Seuss and Doctor/Zuse)