“who are you”

“I am God”

“Who am I then”

“You are a man. The first man.”

“Okay. And who’s that?

"That’s the first woman”

“What do I do with her”

“You fuck her”

“What for”

“So that she can be a mother, and you can be a dad”

“So her name will change from Woman to Mother, and my name will change from Man to Dad?”

“No. Those are words for what you are. Your name will be something else. You can pick”

“I’m gonna pick a mnemonic that helps me remember how this man-fucking-woman thing works”

“Go ahead”

“Ok. I’m ADAM”

“That’s a mnemonic?”

“Yeah. it stands for All Dads Are Motherfuckers”