orders endless breadsticks

they arrive. they are truly endless. longass breadsticks that extend beyond my range of sight in both directions.

i bite through one. i have now created two bread rays

i bite through one of those again. i now have two bread rays and one bread segment

since both bread rays still extend infinitely from the endpoint, I keep biting off segments

they really do last forever

i eat my fill. no need to order a meal

when i get full I am evicted from the restaurant for trying to stuff a bunch more into my purse