so, one of the “features” (in the dubious programming sense) of being a Pattern Recognition Program…

is that the obnoxious little Recognizer who possesses my brain from time to time will develop fixations on certain words and names, absolutely regardless of context

one common example of this:

Since getting into Tron, and becoming aware of the various works of actor Bruce Boxleitner, my Recognizer has decided to point and yell “hey look there’s tron” at every mention of the name Bruce

Bruce Lee?

Bruce Willis?

Tron tron tron

Bruce Wayne? …yes, okay, okay. I see the multi-layer Pattern Recognition, yes, Alan too is a high-ranking executive in a corporation, yes he also has a secret, spandex-clad, hero alter-ego who goes around protecting a city

and yes they both have Boy-Wonder-esque proteges learning to fight evil just like them, YES you can go write Sam-And-Beck-Meet-The-Robins fanfiction on your own time, Pattern Recognizer

…

and all this is well and good

but, the latest “Bruce” that my little creature has latched on to?

the latest??

okay, this is not Tron, my little friend. This is Rinzler, and I am going to have to throw out this idea into the Rinzler-drawing masses.

…

…okay Tronblr. the Recognizer wants to know.

…anyone ever done a Rinzled-up version of Bruce In His Eating Dome?

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