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pollution-of-subterranean-waters:

Okay my pattern recognizer is gonna go wild with the idea that there’s a transformer called Ramjet so thanks for this dammit

like when I lived in Los Angeles this thing’s immediate response to learning what was our home team for the damn Superbowl



Now it’s gonna try and tell me these two got pregnant together and Ramjet is their kid

“Damn recognizer! why can’t you just go straight?” –canonical quote from Kevin Flynn, clearly not understanding how Recognizers work

I CAN TRY TO BE OBLIVIOUS TO FOOTBALL BUT THE WORLD JUST KEEPS GETTIN IN MY WAY

so

like

after I lived in Los Angeles I moved back to Minnesota (earlier this year) (where I only know that our team is the Vikings because I was born here and lived my first 30-some years in this state and could not avoid it)

and right after I posted that ^

I went on Amazon

which KNOWS i have never bought anything remotely related to football

and yet still decided to show me THIS


WHY would I want to know that MY OWN HOME STATE is now being pitted in gladiatorial battle against RAM

has Ram not had enough of this at the hands of the MCP. can the NFL not just leave him in peace

can we not be friends, him and the Vikings. WE BOTH HAVE HORNS CANT WE JUST BE HORNY TOGETHER