hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears “greenie” so we had to start saying “G word” but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like “are we out of emerald indulgences”
We had a dog when I was a kid, who learned “walk” and also how to spell it both forward and backward, so we started saying like. Perambulate around the block. Circumnavigate the block. “Put a girdle round about the block in forty minutes” (by the time we got to that last one she was old and slow enough it did take pretty much that long) (she never learned “block” though lmao)