questions-about-blorbos:

Reblog this with the dumbest way your Blorbo has died (can either be in canon or in a fanfic you’ve read or written)

The supposed hero of the movie tried to take on the Big Bad with just three good guys including Blorbo, got Blorbo severely wounded, dragged him into a broken vehicle for shelter, and despite having the (later proven) ability to heal the near-dead, the aforesaid hero ranked his priorities thus:

1. Take nap.

2. Repair vehicle.

3. Attempt to repair blorbo (too fucking late)