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curious to hear y'all’s suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that “pasta” needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

I was going to suggest fettuccini but twisted with the ends connected to form a Möbius strip, but then I realized that would fuck like hell.

@fishofthewoods I did NOT expect to get such a strong contender so early.

@alilcajun @aralioideae

a couple of challengers emerge

You are all fucking madmen

The bowl shaped one with holes in it is my favorite because it could be described as basket-like, and thus, in the same way that the pasta that looks like little radiators is called “radiatori,” it could be named “basketti” and thus it could be the actual thing you’re supposed to give children who pronounce spaghetti wrong