strangewomanlover:

You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time

washing machines have Computers in them, therefore they have time difference like the Tron Grid

(being the program that manages a wash cycle is an absolutely awful job, it’s worse than working “in a pocket calculator” like how the MCP threatened Sark. he would have threatened him with a washing machine if he’d thought of it)