“man, you think you had it tough, getting trapped in a pocket calculator. MCPs these days will banish you to a smartphone”

“That sounds better though! In that calculator the closest thing I had to an I/O Tower was my connection to the lil output screen, and I usually couldn’t even make it say 80085”

“Man that sounds like heaven compared to the surveillance around the Tower in a friggin Samsung Galaxy. I had to sell personal data on every program that stepped up to my dais.”

“You were a Guardian of the Galaxy?”