glumshoe:

mythopoetry:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside… the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.

I think the exterior of the house is asbestos siding which apparently hides bullet holes really well.

There’s also a dent on the opposite wall where the bullet bounced off, and it looks like it had a really bizarre trajectory. Anyway, the neighbors say it was from a car chase where bullets went flying everywhere, so I’m not actually worried beyond “wow hope that doesn’t happen near me again”.

This is the most American post I have ever seen

“someone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chase” yeah fair

We accept the rent-lowering gunshots even when they go through our house sometimes, because as much as Americans are known for getting killed by guns, we are still a lot more likely to get killed by high rent