most people do not even know me so they have no reason to have an opinion
but among those who know me, I have actual statistics
many more of them have fucked me than married or killed me
(the one who did marry me overlapped heavily with the fuckin. It was a flawed marriage in many ways but definitely not sexless)
(the only ones who have come close to killing me are asshole drivers. If they got a chance to meet me as a person rather than a nameless pedestrian or cyclist I think they’d rather fuck me too)
(but they wouldn’t get to. Assholes.)