“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years
how do you guys vocalize the punchline semicolon silly-punctuation I always imagine it’s a teenage boy voice crack
I hear it as a sudden jarring pause, kind of like the sudden periods and new sentences where there’s not usually supposed to be punctuation at all
Like
“you’re on your last legs” well obviously. Did you think I. somehow just. Am gonna like. Grow another pair after these ones wear out