yunisverse:

sometimes i remember my first ever experience with a time loop story when i was like 8: Help! I’m Trapped in the First Day of Summer Camp by Todd Strasser.

The title says it all; kid goes to camp, makes friends with “cool kids” and gets peer pressured into being a shithead and a bully, wakes up the next day with things reset to arriving at camp.

But the thing is, this book is part of a series. Most of the books are this same kid getting caught up in body swap shenanigans, but he had gotten caught in a time loop once in a previous book. So he knew the score. He just needed to not be a jerk today. Cue him being overly nice to the point of blatant insincerity, making everyone wildly uncomfortable. No growth, just trying to appease the forces that be. Loop continues looping.

Yadda yadda, finally figures out how to be a genuinely nice kid who stands up to bullies and makes friends with the nerdy kid, etc etc, got everything perfectly right.

When that loop doesn’t work he immediately throws himself off the bus to camp to kill himself. Loop again.

Finally, having resigned himself to never escaping the loop but at least he can dedicate it to being a good kid with nice friends, a thought occurs to him. There’s one thing he hasn’t done a single time in all the loops.

He brushes his teeth before bed. And wakes up the next day.

and frankly, i think more time loops should be hinged on morality-neutral mundane tasks. escape the time loop by taking your meds. free yourself by taking a shower. my man todd was a visionary

This is somehow related to my theory that the one different action which got Bill Murray’s character out of the time loop in “Groundhog Day” was actually the (canonical) fact that that iteration was the time he actually bought insurance from Ned Ryerson.

(yes I don’t even remember the name of Bill Murray’s character but I remember the name Ned Ryerson because he said it so many goddamn times. And I remember how one of the people all wildly grateful to him on the night of his last Loop was Ned fucking Ryerson, because he’d bought his damn insurance.)

(This of course does not mean the moral is “buy insurance.” It means the moral is “when insurance companies gain time-manipulation superpowers, they will use it not only for jacking up your premiums based on your future, but also for trapping prospective customers in an infinite loop of hearing the sales pitch over and over until they finally give up.”)