caucasianbuttslut:

It’s very important to me that superheroes with secret identities are also employed. Obviously I like the heroes whose careers are super fitting and centralized to their identities, e.g. Clark Kent being a journalist, etc., etc. but I think we need more heroes who just have the worst most miserable retail or service jobs. Put that guy in a Starbucks apron and make him take orders.

only superheroes could do a retail job and have any energy left over to do anything except vegetate the rest of the time