alright since i’ve missed quite a few weekly holidays i’m compiling them all here. also, my need for internet happy points is a supermassive black hole, which is why i’m marketing this as a sequel.
ideas came from the comments section, reblogs, and a post from fellow tumblr user @pibachu so i have no idea how niche some of these areMONDAY
- El Muchacho Monday
- Miku Monday
- Dog Saint Monday
- Mad Rat Monday
- The Missile Knows Where It Is Monday
- Garfield Hates Mondays
- Me Gongaga Monday
- Maneater Monday
- Sad Ant With A Bindle Monday
TUESDAY
- Tuesday Again? No Problem…
- Sweet Fat Of The Hog Tuesday
- The Day When It’s Safe To Leave The Bog
- Tom Servo Tuesday
- End Of My Rope Tuesday
- Oh Tuesday Light Me Up
- Testosterone Tuesday
- Turn Off Tumblr Live Tuesday
- Ferb It’s Chewsday Again Innit
- Chikorita Chuesday
- Tuck Him In Tuesday
WEDNESDAY
- Wet Beast Wednesday
- Sparkle On! It’s Wednesday! Don’t Forget To Be Yourself!
- It Is Wednesday My Dudes
- Wifecock Wednesday
- El Woowoo Wednesday
- Or As I Like To Call It: Thursday
- Terry The Fat Shark Wednesday
- White Boy Wednesday
THURSDAY
- Out Of Touch Thursday
- Feliz Jueves
- (alternatively) Testosterone Thursday
- Well, It’s Thursday
- Three Rat Thursday
FRIDAY
- Flat Fuck Friday
- Fat Fuck Friday
- Femboy Friday
- Radical Saturday (no this was not a mistype)
- Alone On A Friday Night? God, You’re Pathetic
- Penis Friday
- Thank Gnome It’s Friday
- Get Down On It Friday
SATURDAY
- Caturday
- Don’t @ Me, I’m Chilling
- Sea Slug Saturday
- Miku Shorts Saturday
SUNDAY
- Fingers In His Ass Sunday
- Energy Sword Sunday
- Suck Her Dick Sunday
Mix and match as you like.
Mad Rat Monday + Sweet Fat of the Hog Tuesday+ Wet Beast Wednesday+ Out of Touch Thursday+ Flat Fuck Friday
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Monday is the Maddest Rat,
Tuesday’s Fat and Wednesday’s Wet,
Thursday’s out of touch with that
And Friday’s fuckin’ flat