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What would your Blorbo do if they were in Squid Game?

They would die in the first round

They’d die eventually, just not on the first round, since they wouldn’t cheat

They wouldn’t outright cheat, but they’d still be selfish. Anything to survive

They would cheat, but would get caught and killed

They’d cheat, they wouldn’t get caught, but they’d still lose and die

They would cheat and they would win

They would pull the 001 plot twist where they were the one behind it all along

They would die ONLY because they were too naive and got tricked

They would sacrifice themself for other people

They wouldn’t cheat or be selfish, and they would win fair and square

They’d win fair and square, BUT they’d be SO traumatized by survivor’s guilt

They’d win fair and square, AND they’d come back to try to end the game forever

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My Blorbo would survive 200 microcycles being pitted against others in the Games, then break out to freedom with the help of his prison-cell husband and a dumbass god, only to die in a fucking bike crash