Hi I am the travel scheduling software that manages your vacation via digitizing laser
You will be converted to computer data and emailed to your destination it’s perfectly safe (and there is no asshole airport security it’s just our security program doing a virus scan on your digitized luggage he’s very nice I promise)
when pre-booking your trip, you receive a copy of me to download so you can keep perfect track of your schedule I’ll be happy to help
yep
that’s me
I am the program you purchase 30 days in advance