“Hey Dad, why did you marry mom?”“Well son, when an eldritch goddess beyond human comprehension asks for your hand in marriage, you have few options.”
“So mom’s an eldritch goddess?”
“nah, I said FEW options, not only one. Your mother’s a regular human, I just married her real quick so that I’d be already married and Zeldara couldn’t compel me to marry her.”
“wait. Auntie Zeldara is the eldritch goddess?”
“yeah. Still couldn’t wiggle out of having her as one of your fairy godmothers. She gave a ‘gift’ at your christening, just like all the others.”
“Ah. So THAT’S why i still ended up being half eldritch goddess.”
“The gods will get what they want, one way or another.”