“my water broke. I think its time to have this baby.”

“You know, that’s a weird phrase, ‘water broke.’ i mean i know it actually means your containment of the water broke, the sac it was in or whatever. But… like, saying the water broke, what would that even mean, lol. Did it turn into ice first? Haha”

“NO I MEAN IT LITERALLY BROKE. all the hydrogen is over THERE, all the oxygen is over THERE”

“jesus fuckin christ what kind of baby are you having”