My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it
Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?
For a moment i had the indescribable luxury of forgetting that pregnancy exists, and until I saw the reblogs i was interpreting the original post as, like, some weird… individual version of evolution denial.
“You say i grew from a BABY? bullshit. No way a baby could have survived in this body. I MUST have been intelligently created, like, last year at the earliest, with all my memories at the time pre-installed, just to test my faith or something”
“imagining that this body could have survived LONGER than that? Now who’s being unrealistic. The Young Me Theology. I can’t be more than 6000 hours old”
