person who watches 5 movies a year: lol who cares about the oscars
person who watches: 50 movies a year: the academy awards are a reflection of cinema at large, and we must pay attention to what goes on in the industry… this is my Oscars predictions sheet…
person who watches 300 movies a year: *jerk off motion* lol who cares about the oscars
person who watches only one movie ever (TRON, 1982, which was disqualified from the Oscars for stupid reasons, but is infinitely rewatchable forever): integer overflow. Back to “lol who cares about the Oscars”