william henry harrison is a fake obscure president because him dying ~30 days after becoming president ironically makes him super memorable. you want a president nobody gives a shit about zachary taylor was a well seasoned general before he shat himself to death 16 months into his presidency and faded into obscurity forever
Zachary Taylor is so obscure that the other day i was thinking about his name (because something else reminded me of it? Some other name that I saw? I don’t even remember)….. and i remember thinking it sounded familiar, and trying like hell to figure out where i knew that name from, and the closest I could get was almost deciding he was a child actor who played a kid on Home Improvement