“Easter bunny?”

“Ha. Nope, no such luck for youse. I ain’t a good bunny.”

“Lol! what are you then?”

“I’m one bad rabbit. I just work for a good fairy– one dat needs a bad guy to do her dirty work for her. And youse just happen to be some dirty work she wants taken out, capiche?”

“Ha! So what are you gonna do to me, fluffball?”

(taking out baseball bat)

“Bop you onna head. It’s what I do. ’S why she turned me into a goon.”

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