I may be steeped in the toxic culture of Minnesota as much as anyone else in my fucked-up Minnesota IRL existence

but at least I commit to it. At least I’m consistent.

i will complain about people behind their backs as much as any other Minnesotan will

But at least I won’t complain behind people’s backs about them complaining behind people’s backs.

jesus fucking christ

(…or. i guess.

if i do, I will at least put it in a vagueblogging tumblr post under not-my-real-name.

because I commit to this fucked-up ice world, okay)