i love how eagerly Tumblr welcomes the most random of “what-if” scenarios

I can just say “AU where Zoom was named Co-Vid so when they both became famous at the same time the virus had to pick a different name” and people will understand that i just for a mad moment wanted to imagine this counterfactual scenario for no particular reason

If i think of a bizarre worldview that i don’t agree with and I’ve never seen anyone agree with but i still want to talk about it, I can “make up a guy”

“Guy who always strives to make the worst decision and live with as many regrets as possible, because whenever he thinks about the heat-death of the universe and the impermanence of all things and how it means that nothing he ever did has any lasting effect, he wants that to be a comforting thought instead of a crushingly depressing one”

what does it say about me that I wrote about this guy? You don’t get to ask that. He’s not me. He’s a made-up guy.

imagination is the best

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