I do NOT reap what I sow

I sowed perfectly reasonable stuff

It just got cross-pollinated by the big factory farm next door that refused to keep their own plant-jizz under control

that’s why I’m reaping fucked-up hybrid crops that are absolutely no use to me but that I’m now going to get sued for because it’s infringing on the copyright they have on their genetically modified intellectual property or whatever

…this is a metaphor for something. Don’t know what, but something. (it’s also literal sometimes, unfortunately)