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Going by the general consensus of 5'7" for Dan Shor’s height, any character played by him is 1 inch taller than me …which feels somewhat messed-up to me because I am considered pretty tall for a regular (female-coded) person but Dan Shor is considered ridiculously short for a (male-coded) Hollywood actor

(fuck gender expectations though and also fuck any and all standards for physical appearance set by Hollywood)

However

As for the specific blorbo I’m mostly here for

(Ram)

(male-coded only because he was coded by someone presumably male. But I imagine him agreeing on some level with the meme “my gender is malware”)

He doesn’t have a height in feet and inches

His size is most likely measured in kilobytes

(I headcanon 135. No reason)