The phrase “unsolicited disk image” just occurred to me
the reasoning i think started out as just “haha i was thinking about disk image files and i noticed ‘disk image’ sounds kinda like 'dick pic’”
But then of COURSE my brain tronjacked this
especially since I have certain headcanons about tron discs being intimate parts
“he sent me pics of his disc, how scandalous”
and of course
it’s even worse if the two meanings merge
“he sent me an image of his disc but when i opened it it turned out to actually be a disk-image file and it installed fraggin’ malware on me i swear i am gonna derezz that perv”