Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here
Dei hire
Okay but uncapitalizing DEI like that is hilarious. Like in “Agnus Dei.” You were selected by the Almighty to be here.
Hire of God. You take away the sins of the world. And put them on Tumblr for safekeeping. Have Mercy on us
Lmao