why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.
Don’t tell me delayed orgasms aren’t a thing
learning new things about the german rail system today
lmao
…none of this is in the smut i write, because the only train in Tron is the “light rail” in the uprising series and i don’t compare it to program orgasms because there are so very many other options that are actually computer or programming related
my guys crash, they restart, sometimes they bit-shift. my OC’s User DDOSed her into overload with too much data in too short a time which she accomplished by cramming multiple meanings into the same words. yes i had a character get forced into orgasm with puns. yep both partners in that sex scene were self-inserts of me. what are you gonna do about it.
…and if i were to describe my orgasms in deutsche bahn terms, it would be that diagram of a loading bar seen from the side, showing all the places where it veers into the third dimension explaining why those parts are so damn slow.
this thing
except i can’t see my overloading-bar from the side. so I never actually have any damn idea how close i am
…oh also that kinda looks like a lightcycle jetwall
