So working in a pharmacy sometimes gets my mind on the dirtiest, stupidest trains of thought

for example

one common set of meds is Colonoscopy Preparation

which, as one might guess are just an extreme bunch of laxatives for cleaning out the colon

there are plenty of jokes to be made about this

one is, of course, that these products include Polyethythene Glycol, which is abbreviated PEG, and you can imagine where my mind goes with that

but unfortunately

my mind is getting even more creative with the Magnesium Citrate part of the regimen

does my mind stick to a simple little joke like “lol Topcare? More like bottomcare, am i right”

no

no it does not

my mind prefers, for its own ghastly reasons, to go full Weird Al on Repo the Genetic Opera

and so for the entire slow hour of the early morning THIS has been stuck in my damn head

—

Citrate comes in a little glass bottle 

little glass bottle?

little glass bottle 

and the little glass bottle pours somewhere inside your anatomy 

and your gut goes off in sharts 

then youre ready for

colonoscopy

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