the “sudo make me a sandwich” joke is funny, i guess

but if anyone ever says that to me i will pseudo-make them a sandwich. I will pretend to make it. Bring an empty plate and go: Here is your pseudo sandwich. Your literal nothing burger. Enjoy it, you null-unit, you incompetent zero. i worked hardly on it.

…not that I’m not a program. I’m just the kind of program that finds the loophole to the easiest possible way of solving the problem with the syntax you gave me

Like that one program that got told to design a creature to go as fast as possible, so it made the creature exactly as tall as the distance from start to finish line and then made it instantly fall down. Or the one that was told to organize some files and decided the quickest way to make them not be out of order anymore was to delete them all. I’m that kind of program.

And you insisted on voice commands so any homophone-related errors are your fault really