Anonymous: <p>I&rsquo;ve trained my dogs to expect their dental treats when I offer them &ldquo;the body of Christ&rdquo;. Is this heresy or blasphemy?</p>

A rare occasion where it’s both! Animals can’t receive communion/experience the sacraments because they have no souls. Additionally, I am going to safely assume you aren’t a priest, so you aren’t allowed to perform transubstantiation. Additionally, the Eucharist cannot be made of dental treats. Finally this whole thing is making a huge mockery of one of the single most sacred acts in Catholicism. Well done!