oh no my brain did a terrible Asterisk of Thought again

very cursed

• song lyrics stuck in head
• “come on baby, come on over, let me be the one to show you”
• asterisk rays from prev point:
• - doesn’t rhyme
• - if I try to make it rhyme, it becomes “let me be the one to chauffeur” which is better, because you’re not just inviting her to your place, you’re offering to drive her there too. Improved lyrics by inserting rhyme.
• - better or worse than “out of touch, out of time, out of my head when you’re not a rhyme”? that one was cool because of the paradox of it all– making it a rhyme by making it ‘not a rhyme.’ not sure which i prefer
• (fizzled out trying to think of other non-rhyming lyrics to make rhyme. Return to prev. point; branch out new asterisk-rays)
• -“come on baby” is not good. you should not come on a baby.
• - you can come to MAKE a baby, but once it’s a baby you should not be coming on it, okay
• - to make a baby you have to get the sperm to some ova. So the following line should be, “come on ova”
• - but that sounds more like external fertilization, like what frogs do
• (new asterisk centerpoint; rays branching out:)
• - if frogs have external fertilization, is it then okay for a human to have sex with them? because having sex with them consists of just ejaculating onto some frog eggs. the frog you’re having sex with doesn’t even have to be there
• - This is possibly a good reason for the storyline in the musical The Book Of Mormon, where fucking a frog was deemed to be better than fucking a baby
• - This could also be retold by those same song lyrics, if reworded as: “Don’t come on baby! Come on ova.” It could be a new song for the musical.
• (back to prev centerpoint, new rays branching)
• do frogs then pass the Harkness Test?
• -no, the Harkness Test is about ability to give informed consent. Objects that cannot possibly care whether they consent, like a dildo, do not pass the Harkness Test, they circumvent it
• -Frogs also probably circumvent it by not caring, but in a different way, because their not caring is because they’re not even there to see what you did to their eggs.
• -This also does not apply to all frogs. some of them do stay around with their eggs and try to protect them. some even fertilize internally
• could we say the Harkness Test is more generally about just asking ourselves whether Jack Harkness would hit it? (because i can’t exactly imagine a scenario where he would want to jerk off on frog eggs)
• but then. i also don’t think he ever would have sex with anyone truly evil. so by that logic, evil people don’t pass the Harkness test
• therefore (looks over my thought processes of the past 10 minutes) therefore I don’t fucking pass the Harkness test. What in the absolute FUCK, brain.