still don’t get why putting ice cream on a dessert makes it muslim?
God-moding the pie. As we should.
Also, if it’s a peach pie? Then we can go back to the French (original source of that “a la mode” reference) and grab the phrase “Des Pêches” (peaches)
which sounds like (among several other things, because French has far too many homophones) the word “dépêche,” meaning “dispatch”