“we’re being attacked by hellspawn”

“they’re moving in awfully slow little jumps though. Hey Satan why are your spawn such losers”

“You’re punctuating it wrong, puny mortal. Not Hell Spawn. Hell’s Pawn.”

“oh shit get outta the way i think that one’s a Hell Bishop”

“DAMMIT ONE OF THE SPAWNS GOT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM, HELL QUEEN INCOMING”