Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my ‘gets distracted too easily’ disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula’s castle. 👍
I understand the analogy now but it took me a moment because i imagined the cure for Anemia was to go to Dracula’s castle and become a vampire. Which would work, i guess
(And i think it also changes the analogy into “oh you have ADHD so why not become a techbro designing apps and preying on other people’s ADHD”)