“if you’re like one of your parents, they say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”

“yeah?”

“but what if you’re like both of your parents”

“um”

“like what if you’re equal parts mom and dad. Like what if you’re one of the half donkey half dragon babies from Shrek ”

“…what”

“then would you say the apple didn’t fall far from both trees?”

“…i guess? why are you fixated on that analogy”

“I know what kind of apples the donkey dragon babies were”

“… what”

“Bray-burn”

“…daMMIT”