*walks up to a gay couple* so which of you drives and which of you throws items?
YES
The DUDE
Kevin alternate-universe Flynn
… I probably should not Tronjack this, because the only couple that comes instantly to my mind is Tron/Yori
(she is the getaway driver of the solar sailer and the Carrier… and the “driver,” in the software sense, for the laser… and the creation of Lora who drives a fuckass huge white van. of COURSE she drives. And what the hell can Tron even do but throw things)
But they are not, in any human sense, a gay couple. I don’t think. I don’t think programs really have genders in any human sense. There is something that feels deeply queer about them to me, but. I should probably not talk about them on a post about gay couples.
