astercontrol:

IRC stands for Internet Relay Chat.

Inside the computer system, this means the programs participate in a fun little Relay Race to transmit your messages.

Relay races usually involve passing a baton. Owing to the function of batons inside the computer world, this means the relay race is a form of triathlon 

The runner carrying the baton passes it to the lightcyclist, who activates it for the cycling portion of the race. Who then trades it in for a lightjet baton to relay to the pilot, who completes the final aeronautics portion.

and….

if you wanna get into my headcanon about how often serving their programmed purpose is A Sex Thing for programs….

we can imagine that each baton handoff is accompanied by a hot little quickie

which is what actually transmits the Sacred Data of the text message from one program to another

And thus

in the act of Relay

they get Re-Laid


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