i’m not like that person who said covid gave them narcolepsy and some person hilariously misread it as covid gave them necrophilia

no, covid gave me necrophilia because it turned all the people i love into dead people

you promise a guy you’d still love him if he got forcefemmed but you aren’t prepared for when he gets force-fataled

you promise her you’d still love her if she was a worm, but now she’s 396 worms and their gradually dwindling food source, what are you going to do

…

(disclaimer. this has been a horrible and morbid shitpost. covid did not actually make me be in love with any dead people. it only made me realize i am incapable of love)

(disclaimer to the disclaimer. that was also more morbid and shitposty than the actual realizations these years have caused me to have about my complex and fluctuating place on the ace-aro spectrum. but hey. those don’t make a witty little soundbite. what can ya do)