“Barely legal” porno but not because the actors are recently 18, but because their work visas expire today.
“Barely legal” because there’s copyrighted music playing just shy of audible enough to understand in the background.
“Barely legal” because the editor only just now paid for the license for their editing software.
“Barely legal” because the company is in a trademark dispute over their logo, and the lawsuit against them has been stayed but not yet resolved.
“Barely legal” because the director has been arrested for a tax infraction, but they’re out on bail pending trial.
“Barely legal” because they’re filming just outside of a radio quiet zone.
“Barely legal” because the main actress also does commercials and hasn’t cleared this shoot with the union yet.
“Barely legal” because their set passed its first safety inspection just that morning.
“Barely legal” because they’re using exactly six dildos while shooting in Texas.
Barely legal because it’s smutty fanfic of a Disney movie and as long as I don’t make money off it Disney usually doesn’t think it’s worth suing (but if they ever become even a little bit less intimidated by the Organization for Transformative Works lawyers and their dedication to defending a fanfic-permissive interpretation of fair use, all bets are off)