my father just looked me in the eyes and said “it’s a dog eat dog world out here and i’ve got a Milkbone up my ass” cheers man i’ve legitimately never heard that one before
the funniest thing is how the milkbone up his ass is completely irrelevant because he’s claiming he lives in a world where dogs eat each other, not a world where they eat dog treats
he would be vulnerable in this hypothetical world only if he was a dog. Or resembled a dog. The milkbone up his ass does nothing whatsoever to help or hinder this
he put it up there just for the hell of it, while unrelatedly complaining about the violence of life
a true king