realtor whose entire career is just selling (and re-selling and re-selling) the same haunted house
it transpires this is a longstanding con, in which the house (which is hugely haunted) is an active participant
a full fledged co-conspirator even. the realtor splits the commission with the house, which uses its cut to get asbestos removal, granite countertops, plumbing renovations you name it. the key being the House desires these things for its self. not for its *shudders* occupants.
it’s a strong independent entity! it doesn’t need a relationship (with freeloaders who scuff its floors). it’s single and KILLIN IT! and by “it” let’s just say. heh. an entire upper middle class white suburban family
wait…. so if it kills the families that buy it, then do their ghosts add to the haunting? and is the house okay with that? does it like dead occupants just not live ones?
(or do upper middle class white suburban families just not haunt because they have no real unfinished business)
(much to think about)