mothtowers:

when youre talking to someone and you can tell theyre a sex baby and not a stork baby

I love how about half the comments are interpreting this as “kids who were told they were brought by the stork vs kids who were told they were conceived via sex”

and the other half are interpreting it as “kids who were conceived via sex and kids who literally were brought by the stork”

and either one would be completely on brand for a Tumblr post

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…authorial intent is irrelevant to me and I’m a chaos goblin, so personally I’m gonna interpret it as “baby humans and baby storks” (the latter being the only babies that actually ARE brought by storks)

(stork babies are, of course, also sex babies, because storks do reproduce sexually)

(however, when talking to a human baby you can pretty reliably know it is “a sex baby and not a stork baby.” because stork babies do look and act noticeably different from other sex babies such as human ones)

(and this makes sense, because such distinction is not actually possible in any of the other interpretations)

(so there)

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