astercontrol:

okay

wHAT

so I was trying to look up if theres any canon for how lightcycles work

and

  1. how did any search engine think this was what i was looking for
  2. how is this even a THING lmao

https://www.dyson.com/lighting/lightcycle

DYSON DAMMIT lol

screenshot from website Dyson Lightcycle™ task light Automatically simulates properties of natural daylight. Designed to help reduce eye strain.ALT

tesler: what are you working on

dyson: a light with a cycle.

tesler: a lightcycle?

dyson: no. a light. to illuminate things. that changes on a cycle. yknow. like by the microcycle or millicycle

tesler: …what is that supposed to be good for

dyson: it simulates natural daylight

tesler: wtf is natural daylight

dyson: the sun, from out in the user world. sunrises. sunsets. like flynn used to talk about. he said it was pretty awesome but we never get to see it in here–

tesler: this is the stupidest idea you ever had. and you do NOT get to use the name “lightcycle” for it

dyson: ok but

tesler: you will call it a Solar Failer Simulation