chaumas-deactivated20240115:

if this post gets 100,000 notes the fairy queen says she will restore me to my true form and allow me to return to the human world with the woman I love

this may be a nonsense shitpost, and giving it 100,000 notes will probably not accomplish anything, BUT I’m reblogging it anyway because I like how it makes so much more sense than other similarly worded posts

“if this post gets (X) notes I will do (thing which affects no one but me, and which I could do anyway regardless of whether I get notes or not)”

or “if this post gets (X) notes, (a person who has a disturbing level of control over me) will allow me to do (thing also unrelated to number of notes, which they could easily let me do anyway)”

these are not things rational humans say

These are things the Fae would say

You have put this genre of post in its only correct setting