let’s all be eaten by a spider
LISTEN UP CHUCKLEFUCKS- this is misinformation!!!! we should NOT BE EATEN BY A SPIDER. learn to fact check folks!!! this is just sad. really
Addendum. We should in fact be eaten by a different member of the class Arachnida: the dust mite
Since we (our bodies) constantly turn into dust (composed largely of human skin) (the dust mites’ food) (if they didn’t eat us we’d be up to our necks in our own skin flakes) (with them eating us we’re still dealing with their poop but it’s only like up to our waists) (life is gross yay) (especially things eating things) (no way around it) (there is no palatable consumption under biology)