miraclemaya:

your post about the cock sizes of these characters portrays a lack of understanding of their role in the narrative.

my posts on the subject ALWAYS address the characters’ role in the narrative, since the sexuality of a program is an expression of its function, and the means by which the User calls it to serve its purpose at the Input/Output tower

(this is why we’ve got an inside joke already about it being called a “codpiece” with the “cod” standing for “call of duty”)